This is why getting a Chinese symbol tattoo is stupid

3 t-shirts and 3 unsuspecting people wearing them.

First, an nice-looking (as in he seems like a good person) Thai guy was wearing a shirt that read FBI in big letters. Underneath it read F.emale B.ody I.nspector. Sure, he might have understood it completely but I don't think so. This didn't look like the type of guy that was trying to advertise his willingness to "inspect" loose women on Khao San Road.

Better still, an angry old fat Thai women -I'd say about 50 years old- was frowning while walking down the street wearing a t-shirt that read: I'm a VIRGIN. Underneath in small letters it read: This is a very old t-shirt. I've seen this shirt a lot and don't think it's all that funny, but this old bird didn't seem to get the joke (or know that one existed.)

And best of all I saw some unsuspecting (or totally slutty) chick wearing a shirt that in Thai script read, "Nahm Kuei." That translates to "pussy juice." Who knows what she was told it read in Thai. And what the hell does it mean anyways? Does she really like pussy juice or well, perhaps I don't want to know. I just wish I could have followed her around just to see the stares she was getting from all the locals. I imagine it won't be long before someone pulls her aside and tells her the real meaning.